I saw this post on Teachers Net:
You know that you have trained your class to ignore
distractions well when someone throws up DURING state
testing and no one even flinches and continues with their
Luckily he missed the book by an inch and hit the trashcan
which I had shoved in front of his face when I saw him
starting to turn green!
Nurse is right across the hall, off he goes, trashcan and all!
First question the principal asks me at the break is… did
anything hit the test book? Evidently there is some major
procedure involving fort knox and some security company
trained by the cia and fbi that needs to be followed when
someone barfs on the book!