The Book Whis­perer Makes Fun of Teach­ing to the Test

I love Don­a­lyn Miller’s blog, The Book Whis­perer, as well as her book with the same name.

Her most recent post, Best Book Awards for Teach­ing to the Test, satir­i­cally offers an award to the writer whose book most effec­tively will help teach­ers pre­pare their stu­dents for tests:

Best Book Awards for Teach­ing to the Test

The Roots and Stems Award: Throw away your dic­tio­nary and con­sider using the SAT vocab­u­lary lists as your guide. The more obscure words you use in your book, the bet­ter. After all, words like “icon­o­clast” and “ven­er­a­ble” are hard to find in con­text at school.

The Venn Award: Can stu­dents com­pare and con­trast the char­ac­ters in your book using a graphic orga­nizer? Will your plot fit nicely on a pyra­mid? If my stu­dents can record every­thing they need to remem­ber about your book onto one work­sheet, you are a fron­trun­ner for this award.

The Field Trip Award: Can I use your book to show my stu­dents what a zoo, museum, or con­cert hall really looks like? How about recess? With bud­get cuts and a focus on standards-based cur­ricu­lum, the only way my stu­dents might have these expe­ri­ences is if you write about them.

The Mar­gin­a­lia Award: If my stu­dents can write reams of anno­ta­tion while read­ing your book, this is the award for you. Talk to your pub­lisher and ask them to widen the mar­gins. Two inches – the width of a small Post-It note– would be best.

The Dio­rama Award: Open House is just around the cor­ner, and I need some­thing to hang on the walls. Besides, know­ing that a project is due is the only thing that moti­vates my stu­dents to read. Does your book lend itself to a wanted poster, cereal box, or paper bag report? If I can inte­grate tech­nol­ogy by assign­ing a power point project, I will use your book every year. Since all we do in class is drill on test-taking skills, stu­dents will have to com­plete this project at home. Con­sider includ­ing instruc­tions for parents.

One Comment on “The Book Whis­perer Makes Fun of Teach­ing to the Test”

  1. April says:

    I’m deal­ing with the real­ity of the Dio­rama one right. now!!! My daughter’s not doing it. I know I will hear about it. I don’t want to deal with it.

    February 9th, 2010 at 10:37 pm
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